- [Bill's plan for a horseback ride with Rowena are interrupted by his kid sister]
- Calamity: Where are you goin'?
- Buffalo Bill Jr.: I'm goin' for a ride.
- Calamity: I'm goin', too.
- Buffalo Bill Jr.: Oh, no you're not.
- Calamity: I'd like to know why not!
- Buffalo Bill Jr.: For two very good reasons: first, your a girl...
- [indicating Rowena]
- Calamity: She's a girl.
- Buffalo Bill Jr.: Yeah, but she's a big girl.
- [to Rowena]
- Calamity: Well, you'd like me to go with you.
- Rowena Greeley: Why, yes, I think that'd be very nice!
- [Bill glares at Calamity who smiles triumphantly]
- [last lines]
- Rowena Greeley: Bill, I'm terribly sorry I misjudged you and I'm sorry for all the things I said. I only wish there was something I could do.
- Calamity: There is! Kiss him.
- Buffalo Bill Jr.: Now, Calamity...
- [Rowena grabs Bill and kisses him]