- [first lines]
- Hector Robertson: Ah, for goodness sake, that is it! I am cancelling my subscription to this rubbish.
- Frank Robertson: Oh, don't tell me they wouldn't publish another one of your letters. What was the latest one about?
- Hector Robertson: How difficult it is to get a letter published in their magazine.
- [last lines]
- Kate Cameron: Well. I hope you've learned something from that very expensive lesson.
- Hector Robertson: What?
- Kate Cameron: Well, the amount of stuff you've ordered, no wonder she's happy.
- Hector Robertson: Yeah, well, she won't be happy in a minute, when she realizes I've signed all the order forms "Mickey Mouse".