- Tommy Caffee: I knocked, but no answer.
- Peggy Fitzgerald: [working in the garden] That's 'cause no one's home.
- Tommy Caffee: Well, that's funny because both your cars are here. Is he inside?
- Peggy Fitzgerald: Not that you would know.
- Tommy Caffee: And if I asked to use your bathroom?
- Peggy Fitzgerald: I'd tell you that the toilet exploded just this morning.
- Tommy Caffee: How about a glass of water?
- Peggy Fitzgerald: Sink exploded, too.
- Tommy Caffee: Then you're in luck 'cause I'm an excellent plumber.
- Peggy Fitzgerald: Ah, but you're not union, and we only use union labor. You have very flirty eyes.
- Tommy Caffee: Listen. I really need to speak to Judd.
- Peggy Fitzgerald: Help yourself. He'll rip your heart out and throw it in the river. But if you wanna charge the den of a raging lion... You really don't know what you did wrong, do you?
- Tommy Caffee: He wanted a favor and I said no.
- Peggy Fitzgerald: He wanted a personal favor.
- Tommy Caffee: Yeah, but it would have been illogical for me to say yes.
- Peggy Fitzgerald: Logic is business. He wouldn't have minded if you turned down a business favor. A personal favor - - that's no logic. In fact, there's no reason in the world why you should agree to a personal favor. That's what makes it personal.
- Tommy Caffee: [pauses] . All right.
- [He walks away]