Boy Meets World (TV Series)
Cory's Alternative Friends (1993)
Rider Strong: Shawn Hunter
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Quotes
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Cory Matthews : Shawn and I have another project we're working on.
Topanga Lawrence : Really? What is it?
Shawn Hunter : Well, you know how those dolphins get caught in the tuna nets?
Topanga Lawrence : Yeah?
Shawn Hunter : It's got nothin' to do with that.
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Topanga Lawrence : Give me your hand.
Cory Matthews : Why?
Topanga Lawrence : I want to see if our energies converge.
[Cory reluctantly reaches out his hand. Topanga takes it and looks at it for a few seconds]
Shawn Hunter : [sarcastically] Ooh-ooh!
[Topanga lets go of Cory's hand and turns to Mr. Feeny]
Topanga Lawrence : He's vibrationally acceptable.
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Shawn Hunter : Use a mirror, babe.
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Shawn Hunter : [about the 'weirdo' table] It's like the cast of The Addams Family.
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Shawn Hunter : Wow. Feeny must really hate your guts.
Cory Matthews : Could be worse. At least he didn't give me Minkus.
Shawn Hunter : Hey, Minkus doesn't like me, he doesn't trust me, and he doesn't respect me. So he's doing the whole assignment by himself. In my book, Stuart Minkus is a god.
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Cory Matthews : What do you think of my hair?
Shawn Hunter : Guys don't ask guys that question.
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Cory Matthews : [to Shawn] So, should this stuff be burning?
Shawn Hunter : Why, is it burning?
Cory Matthews : No, I'm just trying to make conversation because we never really get to talk.
Shawn Hunter : How bad's it burning?
Cory Matthews : Call your sister. Ask her if my ears should feel like throbbing jalapenos.
Shawn Hunter : [on the phone] Hi, Stacey. It's me. Listen, Cory wants to know if that stuff you sent over should be burning. Uh-huh. Really?
Cory Matthews : Hurting! Hurting now!
Shawn Hunter : Stacey wants to know how long it's been burning?
Cory Matthews : Forty, forty-five minutes.
Shawn Hunter : Forty-five minutes.
Cory Matthews : Shawn, I'm going to rip my head off!
Shawn Hunter : Stacey says you should've washed it out 45 minutes ago.
Cory Matthews : Aah!
[runs into the bathroom]
Shawn Hunter : Stacey says you shouldn't have left it in so long. Stacey says, "Why didn't you two idiots read the label?" Oh, thanks, Stace.
[Cory runs out of the bathroom screaming]