- Cory Matthews: You can't punish us, we're in college now.
- Alan Matthews: Oh yeah? How about if I hit you so hard you're both back in high school?
- Alan Matthews: [to Cory and Shawn] You two might be in college but you still have a lot of growing up to do.
- Eric Matthews: Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good evening, good afternoon, and good night!
- George Feeny: [trying to persuade Amy and Alan to name their new baby George] It's of nice Germanic background, meaning 'Look out, the sheep are coming'.
- Amy Matthews: Look Out, the Sheep are Coming Matthews, we'll consider that.