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Dick Head : I've just been on to one of my pals. Skullcrusher Henderson, who as it happens, is *the* master counterfeiter of old London town and he takes a very dim view to people muscling in on his patch. Some might say an almost psychotically, violently dim view.
Eddie : So?
Dick Head : So Eddie...
Eddie : Uh, uh, my name is... Deidre Barlow.
Spudgun : So's mine.
Dave Hedgehog : Me too.
Eddie : [Pointing to Richie] And his.
Dick Head : Well, Deidres, Skullcrusher is very, very angry with you.
Richie : Do you think we should send him some flowers?
Dick Head : No I'm afraid it's beyond flowers. Basically he says that unless you stop printing and come up with five grand by closing time tonight, he's gonna come round here and crush your skulls.
Eddie : Is that bad?
Richie : [Trembling] And that's why the call him the skullcrusher.
Dick Head : Exactly. So, until tonight, gentlemen.
Richie : I think I need to go to the lavvy!
Eddie : Yeah, me too!
Spudgun : And me!
Dave Hedgehog : I've just been!
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Richie : All set?
Eddie : They don't stand a chance.
Richie : Spudgun, what's your special subject?
Spudgun : Oh, I had it a minute ago.
Richie : Hedgehog, what's yours?
Dave Hedgehog : I'll have a pint, please.
Richie : It's a start. Look, I'll cover, Eng, Hist, Geog, Chem, Phys, Bilg, Lat, Fr and Gym. OK? All the brainy middle class stuff. Eddie, what are you covering?
Eddie : The exits.
Richie : Right, off we go. Are you nervous, Eddie?
Eddie : No, I think it's that bloke on that table over there.
Richie : Well, tell him to put a cork in it!
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Dave Hedgehog : We could be at home now looking at the telly.
Spudgun : Thought you said the telly's broke.
Dave Hedgehog : Well, that doesn't matter, we could just sit there looking at it.
