- Denny Crane: Most of the Democrats voted for this war. John Kerry voted for it. Hillary Clinton voted for it. And now, suddenly, it becomes unpopular... Say what you will, about Republicans. We stick to our convictions, even when we know we're dead wrong.
- Alan Shore: Some might say especially then.
- Garrett Wells: You, um... have a high success rate for unconventional trials.
- Alan Shore: That's only because the conventional trials won't have me.