Boston Legal (TV Series)

Hired Guns (2004)

James Spader: Alan Shore

Quotes 

• Alan Shore : Sir, I must tell you, the last time somebody pointed a gun at me, they shot me and it hurt. Terribly.

• Denny Crane : It's a good feeling, you know, to shoot a bad guy.

  Alan Shore : Really?

  Denny Crane : Something you Democrats would never understand. Americans, we're homesteaders. We want a safe home, keep the money we make... and shoot bad guys. And... save the life of someone you love.

• Alan Shore : You know, Tara told me that once, she almost died, and she thought of those who loved her. But I found in that moment it wasn't who loved me, but rather who I loved. You know whose face I saw, Denny?

  Denny Crane : Mine.

  Alan Shore : Liza Minelli's.

  Denny Crane : [snorts]  Crazy son of a bitch.