- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What do you want, to spit in my hand? We're Scully and Mulder.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: I don't know what that means
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What's it going to take?
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Full participation in the case.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Fine.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Not just lab work. Everything.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What? You want me to spit in my hand? We're Scully and Mulder.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: I don't know what that means.
- [Booth and Bones are looking in a lake for a body]
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: What, exactly, am I supposed to be *squinting* at?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: It's like pornography - you'll know when you see it.
- Angela Montenegro: [to the airport worker behind counter] Excuse me. Uh, you have a computer glitch at the arrivals board.
- [man ignores Angela]
- Angela Montenegro: Hello. Sir, excuse me. Yoo-hoo.
- [man gestures for Angela to wait and continues to type]
- Angela Montenegro: Great.
- [Angela flashes him; he stops working]
- Angela Montenegro: Yeah. Hi. The flight from Guatemala.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: [from behind] Tell me you tried "excuse me" first.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: When the FBI gets stuck, we call in the squints.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Squints?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know, you squint at things.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Oh, you mean people with high IQ's and basic reasoning skill?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What are you trying to do?
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Blackmail you.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Blackmail a federal agent.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Yes.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I don't like it.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Fine. You're in.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: A decomposed corpse was found this morning at Arlington National Cemetery...
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Arlington National Cemetery is full of decomposed corpses. It's... a cemetery.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: I find you very condescending
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Me? I'm condescending? I'm not the one who has to mention that she's got a doctorate every 5 minutes
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: I am the one with the doctorate
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Bones identifies bodies for us.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Don't call me Bones, and I do more than identify.
- Bennett Gibson: Most people in this situation, what they do is, they sweat it.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Guatemala. Genocide. How are you scary after that?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You expect me, a federal agent, to declare war on a United States senator based on your little holographic crystal ball?
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: It's not magic. It's a logical recreation of events based on evidence.
- Dr. Daniel Goodman: Dr. Brennan, are you playing me?
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: You know I'm no good at that.
- Dr. Daniel Goodman: Hmmm. Thus far. But you have a disturbingly steep learning curve.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: That guy bleeds to death, Bones will go on trial for attempted murder. You don't want that, now, do you?
- Oliver Laurier: I wouldn't want that.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: No. Besides, you know, uh, applying pressure that can be very painful.
- [Oliver shrugs again, nods once, and shuffles over to stop the bleeding]
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Tell him where I'm going, ok?
- [Brennan runs out]
- Angela Montenegro: She didn't actually say where she was going, did she?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: In a nutshell; anxious, depressed and nauseous.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Take a sick day.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Not me, Cleo Eller...
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [to Brennan] You really think I'm lusty?
- [Brennan looks confused]
- Angela Montenegro: The book.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: No, no, no. You're not in the book.
- Zack Addy: Sure he is. We all are.