- Bob Patterson: Look at that, would-would you look at that?
- Landau: What's wrong? I'm seeing magic. Magic is happening.
- [looking at a video of Bob and John Tesh on a beach together talking]
- Bob Patterson: Would you look at the two of us together? It's like John Tesh took his nephew to the beach!
- Landau: Fine, if it bothers you I'll talk to the production guy; there's tricks they can do.
- Bob Patterson: Tricks? Wha-what kind of tricks?
- Landau: Tricks! I don't know, you saw "The Matrix."
- Bob Patterson: "The Matrix"? I don't want to jump over Tesh; I just don't wanna look like I'm giving him a Lewinski.
- Janet: Forget about Paolo. That part of my life is over. I don't need that kind of unbridled sexual experimentation anymore. I've gotten to a special place. I am no longer having sex.
- Bob Patterson: That's not so special. I live in that place.
- Janet: Oh, Bob, I mean by choice. I am celibate.
- Bob Patterson: You're celibate? So, you came back here to not have sex? Yay for me.
- Maria: Mister Patterson, can I speak to you for a moment?
- Bob Patterson: Maria, it-it-it's not the best time...
- Maria: Oh, look, I got water all over the front of my shirt.
- [rubbing it]
- Bob Patterson: Maybe just for a minute.