The third episode focused on the theme of "TV." "Hick Eye For The Queer Guy" seeks to redneck up one gay man's life, apartment, dinner plans, wardrobe, and outlook on life. Ron White hosts the game show "Hug You or Hit You" focused on getting drunk and interacting with your best friend. The Redneck Dictionary defines "fascinate." At a funeral, Ron White ensures that the deceased looks like he's sleeping. "CSI: Greater Greensboro Tri-County Area" investigates the murder of a deer. Ron White joins the leads in discussing what they "Believe."
—Tarkin