Blackadder Goes Forth (TV Series)
General Hospital (1989)
Tony Robinson: Private S Baldrick
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Quotes
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Captain Blackadder : I spy with my bored little eye something beginning with "T".
Private Baldrick : Breakfast.
Captain Blackadder : What?
Private Baldrick : My breakfast always begins with tea. Then I have a little sausage, then a egg with some little soldiers.
Captain Blackadder : Baldrick, when I said it begins with "T", I was talking about a letter.
Private Baldrick : Nah - it never begins with a letter. The postman don't come till 10.30.
Captain Blackadder : I can't go on with this. George, take over.
Lieutenant George : All right, sir. Umm... I spy with my little eye something beginning with "R"
Private Baldrick : Army.
Captain Blackadder : For God's sake, Baldrick. Army starts with an "A". He's looking for something that starts with an "R". Rrrrrrr.
Private Baldrick : Motorbike
Captain Blackadder : What?
Private Baldrick : Well, a motorbike starts with an rrrrm rrrrm rrrrm.
Captain Blackadder : Right, right, right. My turn again. What begins with "Come here" and ends in "Ow"?
Private Baldrick : I don't know.
Captain Blackadder : Come here.
Private Baldrick : [Blackadder punches Baldrick in the face] Ow!