Blackadder Goes Forth (TV Series)
Corporal Punishment (1989)
Tony Robinson: Private S Baldrick
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Quotes
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[last lines]
[Blackadder has found Baldrick and George drunk]
Private Baldrick : I think I can explain sir.
Captain Blackadder : Can you, Baldrick?
Private Baldrick : No.
Captain Blackadder : As I suspected. I'm not a religious man as you know, but henceforth I shall pray nightly to the God who killed Cain and squashed Samson that he comes out of retirement and gets back into practice with the pair of you.
[the phone rings. Blackadder snatches it up]
Captain Blackadder : Blackadder. Ah, Captain Darling. Well, you know, some of us just have friends in high places, I suppose. No I can hear you perfectly. You want what? You want two volunteers for a mission into No Man's Land. Codename "Operation Certain Death". Yes I think I have just the fellows.
[He hangs up and looks at the two]
Captain Blackadder : God is very quick these days.
[George and Baldrick look terrified]
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[while hungover]
Private Baldrick : Permission to die, sir?
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[Baldrick enters the witness box at Blackadder's trial]
Captain Blackadder : [whispering] Baldrick, deny everything.
Lieutenant George : You are Private Baldrick?
Private Baldrick : No.
Lieutenant George : Are you not Captain Blackadder's batman?
Private Baldrick : No.
[Blackadder beats his head against the desk]
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Private Baldrick : Pigeon, sir! There's a pigeon in our trench!
Lieutenant George : Ah, now this is it.
Lieutenant George : It's one of the king's carrier pigeons.
Private Baldrick : No it's not, sir, that pigeon couldn't carry the king.