Blackadder Goes Forth (TV Series)

Corporal Punishment (1989)

Stephen Frost: Corporal Jones

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• [Blackadder is waiting in his prison cell for the inevitable day when he will be executed] 

  Corporal Perkins : Do you mind if I disturb you for a moment, sir?

  Captain Blackadder : No, no, not at all. My diary's pretty empty this week. Let's see, Thursday morning, get shot, yes, that's about it, actually.

  Corporal Perkins : It's just there's a few chaps out here would like a bit of a chinwag.

  Captain Blackadder : Oh, lovely. Always keen to meet new people.

  [a small group of soldiers enter the cell] 

  Corporal Perkins : Corporal Jones and Privates Spacer, Robinson, and Tipplewick

  All : Hello.

  Captain Blackadder : Oh, nice of you to drop by. And what do you do?

  Corporal Jones : We're your firing squad, sir.