Black Books (TV Series)

Hello Sun (2002)

Richard Katz: First Customer

Quotes 

• First Customer : Look, there's no other way to say this, but I didn't come in here to be insulted.

  Bernard : Well, I didn't ask for the job of insulting you. In another life, we could have been brothers. Running a small, quirky taveria in Sicily. Maybe we would have married the local twins instead of wasting each other's time here in this dump. But it was not to be. So hop it.