Birds of a Feather (TV Series)
Women's Troubles (1989)
Pauline Quirke: Sharon Theodopolopodous
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Quotes
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Sharon Theodopolopodous : [Discussing sex] Doing it in unusual places with the risk of discovery always makes it better. Me and Dave did it in the back of his Telecom van!
Tracey Stubbs : That ain't so daring! Even me and Daryl have done it in the back of a van.
Sharon Theodopolopodous : Yeah, but we was going through a car-wash!
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Chris Theodopolopodous : What are the love birds barneying about?
Sharon Theodopolopoudos : Tracey's pregnant.
Chris Theodopolopodous : What.So Mother Teresa's wandered off the straight and narrow has she?
Sharon Theodopolopoudos : It's Darryl's you toe rag.
Chris Theodopolopodous : Yeah.What's he been sticking his envelopes down with.
Sharon Theodopolopoudos : Listen turd brain.If my sister says it's Darryl's...
Chris Theodopolopodous : Look I don' give a toss either way.At least I don't have to worry about you.Your fallopian tubes are more congested than the Bakerloo line in the rush hour.