- Dorien Green: No, I really look forward to meeting Darryl's parents. I'm sure they're absolutely sweet - totally unspoilt, very natural.
- Tracey Stubbs: Dead common, you mean!
- Dorien Green: Tracey, now you know I'm not a snob. I can get along with all kinds of people I don't care which golf club they belong to.
- Les Stubbs: I'm your old dad, ain't I, eh? I used to bounce you on my bleedin' knee!
- Darryl Stubbs: I'll bounce you on your bleedin' head if you don't shut up!