- Sharon Theodopolopoudos: Have a cake, Dor.
- Dorien Green: Oh! Are these from your baker's?
- Sharon Theodopolopoudos: Certainly not! I wouldn't eat anything that pervert made - I know what he uses to poke the holes in the doughnuts!
- Dorien Green: Oh God Sharon I must be so transparent - am I that easy to read?
- Sharon Theodopolopoudos: No - but your diary is!
- Dorien Green: How dare you!
- Sharon Theodopolopoudos: It was an accident! I was looking in your handbag... and it fell open
- [pause]
- Sharon Theodopolopoudos: 'Ere Dor - I love that story about you waking up after that wild and passionate night to find the bloke and written two out of ten on your bum!