Big Wolf on Campus (TV Series)
Hello Nasty (2000)
Danny Smith: Merton J. Dingle
Quotes
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Merton J. Dingle : Oh, yeah! It's a ghost! A noncorporeal, partially photosensitive plane-hopper.
[to Lori, holding a Yoohoo chocolate drink]
Merton J. Dingle : Yoohoo?
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins : Oh, come on, Merton. We gotta send a ghost up to the big football field in the sky! Now how are we gonna do it?
Merton J. Dingle : Hold on, Tommy. Okay? Just 'cause he looks nasty doesn't necessarily mean he's evil. I mean, Bronco may be like one of the ghosts in The Sixth Sense, featuring Bruce Willis playing against type as a pensive child psychologist.
Lori Baxter : Well, what happened?
Merton J. Dingle : Well, after Die Hard, it was hard for Willis to shake his blue collar appeal.
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins : What happened in the movie.
[to Lori]
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins : He does this all the time.
Merton J. Dingle : Well, a boy is plagued by horrific-looking ghosts, and he's scared of them, like you are, but then he realizes he just has to fix a problem they had before they died.
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Merton J. Dingle : [tries to open a Yoohoo bottle and fails] Come on, bottle! This thing cannot be opened!
[Lori takes bottle and opens it easily]
Merton J. Dingle : For the record I loosened that.