- [first lines]
- Endora: Wake up. Wake up, Samantha. This is the day.
- Samantha Stephens: Mother, what... It's five o'clock in the morning.
- Endora: Well, I wanted to give you time to pack your bags.
- Samantha Stephens: What are you talking about?
- Endora: Samantha, I've let you have your own way a good deal since you were married, but this is the one time you'll do as I say.
- Samantha Stephens: Oh, mother.
- Endora: You owe it to your past. I'll be back in four hours, and then we'll start on our journey.
- Samantha Stephens: Would you mind telling what this is all about?
- Endora: This is the black day for us, Samantha. This is Halloween.
- [disappears]
- Darrin Stephens: [waking up] What's the matter, honey? Did you have a bad dream?
- Samantha Stephens: No. I'm just starting one.
- Endora: [about Darrin] What will we turn him into? A tadpole or an iguana? Maybe we should turn him into a centipede, and have him trip and break all his legs. Wouldn't that be marvelous?
- Darrin Stephens: [greets the little girl] Well, don't we look pretty?
- Young Endora: Cut the small talk. What have you got?
- [takes a bag]
- Young Endora: It looks like junk to me, Mister.
- Darrin Stephens: I'm sorry, but it's the bag or nothing.
- Young Endora: No dice. I'm going to have to trick you.
- Darrin Stephens: [friendly] Go ahead, trick me.
- Young Endora: [casts the spell] You're tricked. You'd better watch out.
- Darrin Stephens: [smiles] I'm not worried. I've been tricked by experts.
- Endora: Why aren't you ready to leave?
- Samantha Stephens: I am not going to the sacred volcano with you Mother?
- Endora: I'm not going to have you stay and be hurt by all those children dressed like old crones.
- Samantha Stephens: I'm not going to leave Darrin. Besides, we're having company.
- Endora: You're having a party on Halloween?
- Samantha Stephens: It isn't a party. We're just having the Tates, and a client and his wife over for dinner.
- Endora: You're actually taking part in their barbaric customs.
- Samantha Stephens: Mother, when I married Darrin, it was for better or for worse. Halloween is part of the worse.
- Endora: I never thought I'd see a daughter of mine condoning bigotry.
- Samantha Stephens: I don't condone it. Anyway, Darrin is not bigoted. He understands my problem perfectly.
- [door bell rings]
- Samantha Stephens: Excuse me.
- Young Endora: [after turning Darrin into a werewolf] Darrin, I feel terrible. I really do. Do you think I want my daughter married to a werewolf?
- Darrin Stephens: [Darrin is turning into a werewolf] I'm loosing control! If I get any worse, call the police!
- Samantha Stephens: Oh, I couldn't do that.
- Darrin Stephens: Then call the zoo!