- Samantha Stephens: You don't drink, Mr McMann?
- [Darrin shows a facial expression recalling McMann gave him 150-Proof Rum on his yacht]
- McMann: Well.. ah, oh-oh-oh, only coffee.
- [Darrin rolls his eyes behind McMann]
- Darrin Stephens: [Everybody about Darrin is spell-bound to love whatever Darrin says] Let Herk Give it A Jerk.
- Charles Gilbert: It's Great.
- McMann: I love it.
- Samantha Stephens: Let Herk Give It A Jerk?
- Charles Gilbert: It's Amazing. Right Off The Top Of His Head.
- Samantha Stephens: It's a very fertile area.
- Endora: Oh darling, I sorry. I must leave immediately. My club is having a costume party. And, I am going as Twiggy.
- [Twiggy was a 19-year-old, strawberry blonde model with a boyish haircut and body to match]