Bewitched (TV Series)
Alias Darrin Stephens (1965)
Dick York: Darrin Stephens
Quotes
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[first lines]
Darrin Stephens : Sweetheart, you look beautiful.
Samantha Stephens : Thank you, Darling. What time is our reservation?
Darrin Stephens : Eight o'clock. Any regrets about not having a party?
Samantha Stephens : Nope. I want to celebrate our first wedding anniversary alone.
Darrin Stephens : So do I. How about us? One whole year.
[There is an explosion. They run outside to see that Aunt Clara has demolished the gazebo]
Samantha Stephens : Aunt Clara?
Aunt Clara : Oh, dear. I thought I'd drop in to wish you a happy anniversary.
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Darrin Stephens : [trying on the golf cap Aunt Clara brought him] What do you think?
Aunt Clara : I don't know. I think it's a little small.
Darrin Stephens : I'll exchange it.
Aunt Clara : Oh, don't be silly. No, I'll cast a spell, and everything will be quite alright.
Darrin Stephens : Don't go to any trouble, Aunt Clara.
Aunt Clara : Aba-daba-daba, Daba-daba-aba, Remedium decapito zipperary.
[Darrin is transformed into a chimpanzee]
Aunt Clara : I goofed.
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[last lines]
Samantha Stephens : Oh, hi, Mrs. Gravitz.
Gladys Kravitz : Hello. I wondered if you knew anything about the chimp I caught here today.
Samantha Stephens : Chimp?
Gladys Kravitz : Yes. Cute little thing. He was wearing a tuxedo and a golf cap.
[Darrin walks over wearing a tuxedo and a golf cap]
Darrin Stephens : Yes? Go on, Mrs. Kravitz.
[Mrs. Kravitz screams and runs home]