Beverly Hills, 90210 (TV Series)

Ode to Joy (2000)

Tiffani Thiessen: Valerie Malone

Quotes 

• Valerie Malone : As we all know, Donna isn't the most expierenced Philly in the stable, so I brought an educational aide to help.

  Donna Martin : Hey! I've had tons of sex!

  [Her mother looks shocked] 

• Valerie Malone : Are you guys talking about Sanders?

  Janet Sosna Sanders : [Getting up]  Ok, who in this room hasn't slept with my husband?

  [Donna raises her hand, Feliece and Jackie raise their hands, Andrea raises her hand. Mrs. T. is picking the olives out of her drink] 

  Donna Martin : Mrs. T!

  [Looks at her shocked] 

  Mrs. Yvonne Teasley : What? I didn't hear the question.

• Valerie Malone : [Arriving at Donna's party. Noticing the toilet paper brides]  Looks like I got here just in time. What is going on?

• Donna Martin : [Valerie is spinning her blindfolded for the game]  I had two glasses of margaritta's and punch!

  Valerie Malone : Suck it up soldier.