Beverly Hills, 90210 (TV Series)

Hazardous to Your Health (1995)

Luke Perry: Dylan McKay

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• Dylan McKay : All right, you guys have had your fun. What do you say we make a deal?

  Suzanne Steele : A deal? I don't think you have any money make a deal.

  Dylan McKay : And I don't think you want to spend the rest of your life running from the law, do you?

  Kevin Weaver : [sarcastic]  Yo, ho, hee. A pirate's life for me.

• Dylan McKay : [spying on Kevin and Suzanne]  Yep, that's them. You found them. That's Kevin and Suzanne.

  J. Jay Jones : No, no. Now they call themselves Karl and Kitty Cavendish. Cute huh? Erica is still Erica as far as I can tell. I mean, she doesn't have a first-name alias.

  Dylan McKay : So, what are they doing down here in Mexico? I thought they were hiding out somewhere in Brazil.

  J. Jay Jones : Business opportunities. They arrived a week or two ago from Santos, Brazil, man. They owned and operated a textile import company down there for the past seven months, but you can bet that it was a cover for smuggling.

  Dylan McKay : Drugs?

  J. Jay Jones : Why not? The way I figure, it either got too dry or too hot for them, and they just went looking for greener pastures.

  Dylan McKay : Speaking of green, where's my cash?

  J. Jay Jones : There's 50 grand in a local bank, but the big bucks are stashed in another bank with a secret account number somewhere. That's what we're gonna flush out.

  Dylan McKay : How do you know all that?

  J. Jay Jones : How do I know all that? Right now, I got a nice, jucy wire tap on their phone line, okay? I can tell you all sorts of stuff. This guy, "Karl", he thinks he's Captain Kidd, and he's into... blowing his big bucks on pirate collectibles. "Kitty" on the other hand, she's just happy she's not sleeping with Karl. Is that enough?

• Dylan McKay : [to Erica in Mexico]  I missed you too kid, I can't believe how much you've grown.