- Andrea Zuckerman-Vasquez: [after she hangs up the phone with Jesse and Peter is in her house] What if my parents or grandma were here?
- Peter Tucker: Wait, I thought I was your grandma!
- Steve Sanders: [In a restaurant] Did you sleep with Valerie?
- Rush Sanders: What?
- Steve Sanders: Don't play dumb with me.
- Rush Sanders: You got quite an imagination or a dirty mind.
- Peter Tucker: [At the hospital, showing Andrea the motel keys] Keys to a motel room, our motel room. I booked it by the week.