- John Brewster: You don't celebrate Halloween here in the hills?
- Cousin Pearl Bodine: I never heard of it. What's it like?
- John Brewster: Well it's an occasion where everyone gets dressed up in their most beautiful clothes.
- Cousin Pearl Bodine: These old things? They're just something I threw together myself.
- John Brewster: Well they look like they come from Saks.
- Cousin Pearl Bodine: Well they didn't. I made these with store bought yard goods.
- Daisy Moses: If they don't allow folks to have stock, why have they got that all-fired fancy stock pen down there?
- Jed Clampett: Well Granny, it turned out that that there was something called a Tennus court.
- Daisy Moses: What in tarnation is a Tennus?
- Jed Clampett: I don't know, but one of these days, we'll get us a pair of 'em and go to raise them out there.
- John Brewster: Perhaps she'd like to stretch her legs.
- Cousin Pearl Bodine: They're long enough now. Jethrine's awful tall for her age.
- Jed Clampett: [to Elly May] YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT SOMETHIN' I BEEN SAYIN' IS THE TRUTH. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRESS UP IN BOYS CLOTHES TO HAVE FUN WITH BOYS.