The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Woodchucks (1966)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : Miss Jane is comin' out here today with the Beverly Hills Nest of The Biddle Birdwatchers. Why don't you meet some of them girls?

  Jethro Bodine : Uncle Jed, you ever seen any of them birdwatchers? Heck fire, I'd just as soon look at the birds.

• Jane Hathaway : I want to thank you for allowing my little band of fledglings to nest in your garden sanctuary as they sharpen their senses to better pursue their ornithological avocation.

  Jed Clampett : I thought you was gonna watch birds.

• Milburn Drysdale : Twenty years ago on this date, I took over the presidency of the Commerce Bank. So I declared a bank holiday and all the employees have the day off.

  Jed Clampett : But the bank ain't even open today. It's Saturday.

  Milburn Drysdale : Yes. What a shame it falls on the weekend.