- Milburn Drysdale: This lady's a friend of yours from back in the hills?
- Jed Clampett: Oh no, her friends wasn't backwoods cornhuskers like us. She lives in the city.
- Milburn Drysdale: Oh well, maybe there is a chance. Now wait a minute, you're not talking about Bug Tussle are you?
- Jed Clampett: No. Bug Tussle's a town. She lives in the city.
- Milburn Drysdale: Oh good! What city?
- Jed Clampett: Turkey Shoot.
- Adaline Ashley: You know, my daughter got married off at 13. There's a snapshot took at the weddin'.
- Jed Clampett: What's that you husband's holdin'? Looks like a shotgun.
- Adaline Ashley: He just came back from huntin'.
- Jed Clampett: Appears he bagged what he was after.
- Milburn Drysdale: Margaret, I don't care about the Clampett's smoke and fumes as long as they're happy and not burning $10 bills.
- Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: You megalo "money" ac. You don't care about me.
- Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: Adaline Ashley is in town. She's a legendary figure, zillionairess. She has her own private fleet of yachts and a staff of ex-husbands to man them.