- Jed Clampett: [the Sheik said that he has 240 wives] With that many wives, a fella could be pretty sure of comin' home at night and findin' at least *one* in a good mood!
- [last lines]
- Daisy Moses: [Granny and Jed are looking at the Sheik's royal camel] Ain't that the saddest-lookin' horse you ever seen?
- Jed Clampett: Pitiful, just pitiful.
- Jethro Bodine: [Jethro is dancing with the harem girls] Hey Uncle Jed, if you're wonderin' on what to get me for my birthday, well...
- Jed Clampett: [Elly shows in the harem girls] What in the Sam Hill?
- Elly May Clampett: The man that brung 'em by said that they was some of the Sheik's favorite dancin' girls.
- Jethro Bodine: Yeah, he wants you to have 'em for wives.
- Daisy Moses: Wives?
- Jed Clampett: Well, fetch 'em back boy. I can't take a present like that.
- Jethro Bodine: Wait a minute, Uncle Jed! Let's talk about it first.
- Jed Clampett: Jethro!
- Jethro Bodine: At least look 'em over before you go returnin' 'em.