- Jed Clampett: For a while there, you was keen on bein' a brain surgeon.
- Jethro Bodine: Why, them rascals don't even lay in the same kraut barrel with the double naughts. Why, a brain surgeon might go for days without doin' no worthwhile fightin' or lovin'.
- Jethro Bodine: You'll have to go back to your office, Elly May. This here is top secret stuff.
- Elly May Clampett: Okay nut nut.
- Jethro Bodine: It's naught naught!
- Vincent Baker: What do you think, K?
- Kaye Martin: We'll never find another brain like his.
- Vincent Baker: He's a double zero if I've ever seen one.