- Jane Hathaway: Well in that case, there's only one solution. We'll have to get someone to do the work for Granny.
- Milburn Drysdale: Now you're talking. Grab a scrub bucket and get over there.
- Jane Hathaway: Chief!
- Milburn Drysdale: Well you know Granny doesn't like strangers around.
- Jane Hathaway: Chief, I am a highly skilled executive secretary, I'm not paid to do housework.
- Milburn Drysdale: Yes, you're right. OK, while you're there, you'll be on half salary.
- Elly May Clampett: Quick Pa, let's skedaddle! Granny's started spring house cleanin' and she's done caught Jethro.
- Elly May Clampett: Say, Granny, how long ago was this here spinnin' wheel made?
- Granny: Oh, that's got to be at least 150 years old.
- Elly May Clampett: What did you use before you got this?