- Jed Clampett: Even as a baby, Jethro had a mighty unusual hunger.
- Daisy Moses: Yeah, there ain't many 3-day-old babies that can tie into a side of bacon like he done.
- Milby Drysdale: Hello Uncle Milby. I hope you don't mind my borrowing this book from your desk.
- Milburn Drysdale: Oh not at all, my boy. "A Sympathetic Look at Ebenezer Scrooge." That's one of my favorites.