- Jane Hathaway: How is your Uncle Jed manageing?
- Jethro Bodine: I ain't seen much of him since Elly commenced cookin'. He's got his hidin' place, I got mine.
- Jethro Bodine: Vittles is all she thinks about. Watch this - Howdy.
- Maria: Ciao.
- Jethro Bodine: See. She must have mentioned chow at least a dozen times today already. Senor Maria, this here's my Uncle Jed.
- Jed Clampett: Howdy.
- Maria: Ciao.
- Jethro Bodine: There she goes again.