- Daisy Moses: Californy weather has took my appetite.
- Jethro Bodine: Well it ain't took mine. I'm starvin!
- Daisy Moses: Go eat some smog.
- Jed Clampett: You may have just solved one of the biggest problems out here, Granny. If he can trap that stuff on a plate, he might just get rid of it.
- Jed Clampett: You mean this whole thing was Miss Jane's idea?
- Milburn Drysdale: One hundred percent. She made up the whole idea.
- Jed Clampett: Jane, that's about the nicest thing I ever heard tell of.
- Jane Hathaway: Huh?
- Jed Clampett: Goin' to all that trouble just to make Granny happy. Thank you.
- Milburn Drysdale: Now wait a minute. It wasn't all her idea.
- Jane Hathaway: That's true, Mr. Clampett. It was his idea to turn the air conditioning down so it would be cold in the house.
- Jed Clampett: The only part I didn't like.