- Jethro Bodine: You know somethin' Jed? That there is a real dumb dog.
- Jed Clampett: Well I don't think he's so dumb, Jethro. He just learned you how to fetch sticks for him.
- Daisy Moses: The critters are takin' over! Elly May has done made pets outta everything but my pickled turnips.
- Daisy Moses: Come back here you hairy little varmint! Get your paw paw-pickin' paws off of my pickled paw paws!