- Milburn Drysdale: It's New Year's Day. At the Rose Bowl, a hundred thousand people watching, millions more on television. Suddenly a flying saucer appears.
- Jane Hathaway: Flying saucer?
- Milburn Drysdale: It hovers over the Bowl. Every eye is turned skyward and every camera turned upon it. Suddenly, a voice booms out: "Take us to your leader, your financial leader, the Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills."
- Milburn Drysdale: Okay, take a memo.
- Jane Hathaway: Ready.
- Milburn Drysdale: I, Jane Hathaway, do hereby confess...
- Spaceman #1, Spaceman #2, Spaceman #3: Grazie, grazie, grazie.
- Daisy Moses: I ain't got no grassy. You'll eat grits and like it!