The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Family Tree (1963)
Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses
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Quotes
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Jed Clampett : Pearl'd like to get in with those society women like Ms. Drysdale.
Daisy Moses : Yeah. Pearl always was one to want better than what she could afford.
Jed Clampett : That's Pearl: too poor to paint and too proud to whitewash.
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Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : Look what this lye soap has done to my hands!
Daisy Moses : Yeah. They is nice and pink and rosy, ain't they?
Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : Raw! Raw! Raw!
Daisy Moses : I don't blame you for cheerin'.
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Daisy Moses : You put it smack dab right in the middle of this room.
Cousin Pearl Bodine : Don't you dare! This floor's clean enough to eat off of.
Daisy Moses : Good. Elly, fetch my pot of jowls off of the stove
Cousin Pearl Bodine : You splatter one drop of jowl juice on this floor and I'll wrap this spinnin' wheel around your neck.
Daisy Moses : You touch that spinnin' wheel and there'll be more than jowl juice splattered on this floor.
Cousin Pearl Bodine : You lay a hand on me and I'll bash you over the head so hard your shoes will have three toes.
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Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : [Mrs. Drysdale is learning how to make lye soap] I've lost my coiffure, my mascara, and my manicure.
Daisy Moses : Well best forget about 'em, honey. If they fell in that soap, they is dissolved by now.
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Mrs. Smith-Standish : May I get some pictures?
Jed Clampett : What kind of pictures?
Mrs. Smith-Standish : Still pictures.
Daisy Moses : She's a dad-blamed revenooer!