The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Courtship of Elly (1965)

Raymond Bailey: Milburn Drysdale

Quotes 

• Milburn Drysdale : I have a feeling that Granny's conjure is going to get action this time.

  Jed Clampett : Oh, it's got action before. I remember one time back home, it brought every fella within 5 miles a runnin'.

  Milburn Drysdale : Really?

  Jed Clampett : Yep. She set the cabin on fire.

  [Mr Drysdale thinks it's a joke and laughs until Jed gives him a stern look] 

  Milburn Drysdale : Mr. Drysdale, that ain't very funny.

• Milburn Drysdale : If anything happens to your plan A, I'll be ready with my Plan B.

  Jane Hathaway : What's that?

  Milburn Drysdale : You're both fired.

• Milburn Drysdale : Now you will proceed to the Clampett house, where you'll put Plan A into operation.

  Dean Peters : Plan A?

  Milburn Drysdale : Yes, a course of action so brilliantly conceived, so carefullty thought out, so absolutely foolproof that the Clampetts will never suspect that you're a paid escort.

  Dean Peters : Sounds great. I'd like to hear about it.

  Milburn Drysdale : And you will as soon as Miss Hathaway comes up with it.

• Milburn Drysdale : I'm paying you to entertain that girl and that's what you're going to do if you have to play hide-and-seek!... Oh really? Well, hang up before she finds you.