The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Clampetts vs. Automation (1965)
Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine
Quotes
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Jed Clampett : Come on inside and set a spell, Mr. Leroy. Jethro'll fix yer car for ya.
Leroy Lester : Well, I don't have much money.
Jed Clampett : Why, you'd insult Jethro if you offered him any money.
Jethro Bodine : No he wouldn't.
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Jed Clampett : I'm about of a notion that that little fella needs fixin' more than his car.
Jethro Bodine : Whatcha mean?
Jed Clampett : Well uh, turns out that we had his name backwards and he didn't have the gumption to tell us.
Elly May Clampett : He is right skittish.
Jed Clampett : I believe that a good-sized bunny rabbit could face him down.
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Jed Clampett : What we gonna do about Mr. Lester?
Jethro Bodine : Yeah, suppose he's still sleepin' when we is ready to start out.
Daisy Moses : We'll just lay him out front on the grass.
Jed Clampett : On the grass, with rheumatiz?
Daisy Moses : I'll leave a jug alongside of him. For a week or so, he won't care *where* he is.
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Elly May Clampett : [Jethro and Elly are fixing Leroy's car] Trouble must be in that thing up front.
Jethro Bodine : That's the engine, you dumb girl.
Elly May Clampett : You better watch out who you callin' dumb. I'm *smart*!
Jethro Bodine : You're about as smart as *that* monkey.
Elly May Clampett : Well, that's better.