- Milburn Drysdale: You might want to make some notes on Elly's driving. Here's a handy pad for you.
- Dick Bremerkamp: These are deposit slips.
- Jed Clampett: Why is he hidin'?
- Daisy Moses: He thinks that little girl from Louisiana is still here waitin' to marry him.
- Jed Clampett: Well why don't you leave him a note and tell him she's gone?
- Daisy Moses: All right Jed. I'll do that, but I can still use a few more days of peace and quiet. I'll leave the note next Monday.
- Jed Clampett: Granny... make it Tuesday.