- Elly May Clampett: Whatch'all lookin' fer?
- Jane Hathaway: Birds.
- Elly May Clampett: Well shucks, you don't need them things
- [binoculars]
- Elly May Clampett: . I'll just whistle you one down so as you can see it up close.
- Elly May Clampett: Why yonder's Henry.
- [whistles]
- Elly May Clampett: Come on down, Henry, come on down.
- [a bird lands on Elly's hand]
- Professor P. Caspar Biddle: Remarkable! She has tamed a Cyanocitta stelleri.
- Elly May Clampett: Well this is a blue jay.
- Jane Hathaway: Same thing, Elly. He's a member of the Corvidae family.
- Elly May Clampett: No Ma'am, he's a Clampett.
- Daisy Moses: You ain't got the look of a mountain man.
- Professor P. Caspar Biddle: Well no, its not my native habitat. I'm just living there to be near my friends, the condors.
- Daisy Moses: They live in the mountains do they?
- Professor P. Caspar Biddle: Oh yes. That's the only place they're happy.
- Daisy Moses: I know just how they feel.
- Professor P. Caspar Biddle: You're absolutely amazing, Elly May. You've even tamed a Corvus brachyrhynchos.
- Elly May Clampett: For a bird watcher, you don't know much about critters. This here's a crow.
- Jed Clampett: Supposin' instead of money, we gathered together a bunch of clothes and stuff and leave 'em up there in the mountains where the Conders can find 'em.
- Professor P. Caspar Biddle: Clothes?
- Jed Clampett: Yeah, good heavy warm stuff.
- Professor P. Caspar Biddle: You couldn't get a condor to wear clothes.
- Jed Clampett: You mean to tell me there's 40 of em runnin' around up there buck tooth naked?