"The Beverly Hillbillies" The Bird-Watchers (TV Episode 1966) - Wally Cox as Professor P. Caspar Biddle

Elly May Clampett : Why yonder's Henry.

[whistles]

Elly May Clampett : Come on down, Henry, come on down.

[a bird lands on Elly's hand]

Professor P. Caspar Biddle : Remarkable! She has tamed a Cyanocitta stelleri.

Elly May Clampett : Well this is a blue jay.

Jane Hathaway : Same thing, Elly. He's a member of the Corvidae family.

Elly May Clampett : No Ma'am, he's a Clampett.
Daisy Moses : You ain't got the look of a mountain man.

Professor P. Caspar Biddle : Well no, its not my native habitat. I'm just living there to be near my friends, the condors.

Daisy Moses : They live in the mountains do they?

Professor P. Caspar Biddle : Oh yes. That's the only place they're happy.

Daisy Moses : I know just how they feel.
Professor P. Caspar Biddle : You're absolutely amazing, Elly May. You've even tamed a Corvus brachyrhynchos.

Elly May Clampett : For a bird watcher, you don't know much about critters. This here's a crow.
Jed Clampett : Supposin' instead of money, we gathered together a bunch of clothes and stuff and leave 'em up there in the mountains where the Conders can find 'em.

Professor P. Caspar Biddle : Clothes?

Jed Clampett : Yeah, good heavy warm stuff.

Professor P. Caspar Biddle : You couldn't get a condor to wear clothes.

Jed Clampett : You mean to tell me there's 40 of em runnin' around up there buck tooth naked?

Wally Cox: Professor P. Caspar Biddle