- Jed Clampett: We ain't shootin' at the board, Granny. We is fixin' to drive them nails stickin' in it.
- Daisy Moses: I still say that ain't hill country shootin'.
- Jed Clampett: Granny's right, boy. See that rock over on the left.
- Jethro Bodine: Yes sir.
- Jed Clampett: Let's ricochet off that and then drive the nails.
- Milburn Drysdale: How much would you like to borrow?
- Lowell Redlings Farquhar: Oh I'm not asking to borrow money.
- Milburn Drysdale: No?
- Lowell Redlings Farquhar: No, I'll roll you high dice.
- Milburn Drysdale: I will not finance your gambling. In fact, you should seek a cure.
- Lowell Redlings Farquhar: Would you like to finance that?
- Daisy Moses: How do you like your possum, Mr. Farquhar, fallin' off the bones tender or with a little fight left in it?
- Lowell Redlings Farquhar: I beg your pardon, did you say "Possum"?