- Jane Hathaway: You vanquished him, Granny.
- Daisy Moses: Oh I don't know about that, but I whooped the tar out of him.
- Daisy Moses: You ever cook hog jowls and turnips?
- Miko: No.
- Daisy Moses: Fatback and grits?
- Miko: No.
- Daisy Moses: Well how about pigs feet and dandelion greens?
- Miko: No.
- Daisy Moses: This poor child ain't never had a decent meal.
- Banzai Sakito: I promise anything to get Miko back. She is beautiful cherry blossom on the tree of my life. She is lovely butterfly in the garden of my heart. My house is sad without Miko.
- [Elly May enters disguised as a geisha]
- Banzai Sakito: Forget Miko! Who this?
- Banzai Sakito: This girl, Elly May?
- Jed Clampett: That's right. She's my daughter.
- Banzai Sakito: Oh, so sorry. Once again, Miko become light of my life.