The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Jed's Temptation (1965)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

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• Jethro Bodine : Hey, Granny was right. Hey, you are stove up. Why, you are as stiff as a board. I'll go tell her.

  Jed Clampett : No. What do you wanna tell her fer?

  Jethro Bodine : Well, so she can take care of you. She'll rub in some of her liniment.

  Jed Clampett : Only thing she'll rub in'll be some of her 'I told ya so's' and I'll be dogged if I'm gonna give her that satisfaction.

• Daisy Moses : And when your money's gone, she'll drop you. What'll you do then?

  Jed Clampett : I'll get into bed with a hot water bottle and you can fetch me some liniment.

• Daisy Moses : The way you was showin' off, you'll never get outta her clutches.

  Jethro Bodine : She got you in her clutches, Uncle Jed?

  Jed Clampett : Course not. I just took the woman dancin' one night. That don't hardly put me in her clutches.

  Daisy Moses : Ha! She's got her painted finger nails in you like a fistful of fish hooks!

• Elly May Clampett : Pa, if you don't leave before Granny gets home, you're gonna catch the dickens.

  Jed Clampett : I know, Elly.

  Elly May Clampett : Well, she says Miss Phyllis is a gold-diggin' chorus girl just after you for your money.

  Jed Clampett : Well, I know that too.

  Elly May Clampett : Well, why don't you go?

  Jed Clampett : Elly, I have invested a whole day and a heap of money just so Granny can have the pleasure of bein' right. I can't spoil it now!

• Jed Clampett : Mr. Drysdale, did anything happen to Granny?

  Milburn Drysdale : I'll say. She had the winners of the 5th, 6th, and 7th races. Blew it all on the 8th.