- Daisy Moses: I'm beginnin' to wonder about him. How can you trust a fella that don't like fricassee of barn owl?
- Jane Hathaway: [looking up the exchange rate] Glotnys, yes, they're worth 4 to the dollar.
- Milburn Drysdale: Well that's still almost one billion dollars.
- Jane Hathaway: No Chief, the rate is 4 tons of Glotnys to the dollar.
- King Alexander: I have billions in my Swiss bank account.
- Man On Yacht: You have billions of Sabalian Glotnys.
- King Alexander: The currency of my country.
- Man On Yacht: Why this paper napkin is worth more than a Glotny... Wait a minute, it is a Glotny!
- King Alexander: I run short of napkins.
- Milburn Drysdale: We are very honored to have you stay with us at our home, your money... your majesty.
- Daisy Moses: Best courtin' dinner I ever served up and that king never touched a bite. How can any man pass up groundhog goulash, baked buzzard eggs, and minced crawdads?