Daisy Moses: So I've decided to train one of you to carry on the traditions of the Hypocrite's oath.
Jethro Bodine: Well don't keep lookin' at me Granny. I decided I don't wanna be a brain surgeon. I wanna be a soda jerk.
Elly May Clampett: And I wanna be a vetinin, I mean a vetininin, take care of critters.
Daisy Moses: The choice is your's to make.
Elly May Clampett: Thank you, Granny.
Jethro Bodine: Yeah, thanks Granny.
Daisy Moses: And the choice is ta learn doctorin' er get took to the woodshed!