- Milburn Drysdale: How can you call those girls financial advisors?
- Lowell Redlings Farquhar: Well, they're not always right, but with them, even losing is a pleasure.
- Jed Clampett: Elly, you take this courtin' cider and put it back in the keg, real gentle.
- Elly May Clampett: But Pa, Granny was countin' on this to help Mr. Cushing to fall for her quicker.
- Jed Clampett: Might help him fall quicker, but he'll be a lot longer gettin' up.
- Elly May Clampett: She's got Mr. Cushing in one room , Mr. Farquhar in the other...
- Jed Clampett: They's both here?
- Elly May Clampett: Yes sir, and her shoes is just a-smokin' from runnin' back and forth betwixt 'em.
- Jed Clampett: Leave it to Granny to fish two cricks at once.