- Jethro Bodine: Listen Granny, I just found out its 8 hours later in England than it is here.
- Daisy Moses: So?
- Jethro Bodine: I'm 8 hours behind in my eatin'.
- Daisy Moses: Oh, don't bother me. I got an emergency long distance call.
- Jethro Bodine: But Granny, I'm starvin'. I'm desperate. I can't wait.
- Daisy Moses: Let Elly cook you somethin'.
- Jethro Bodine: I can wait.
- Jane Hathaway: I'm particularly anxious to prepare some of the gastronomical delights indigenous to your native hills.
- Elly May Clampett: I sure hope you have some time to do some cookin' too.