The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Elly Becomes a Secretary (1963)
Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses
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Quotes
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Daisy Moses : I just heard that Jane Hathaway is sick a-bed and I wanna cook her up a nice big pot of chicken broth.
Elly May Clampett : [shocked] Granny! You ain't fixin' to cook Earl?
[the rooster]
Daisy Moses : Oh, of course not, Elly, but I figgered you could turn him loose in the neighborhood and he just might bring home a plump little hen.
Elly May Clampett : Well Granny, I don't reckon Earl wants you to cook none of his sweethearts neither.
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Jethro Bodine : That was written by Abraham Lincoln, the president that whupped the South.
Daisy Moses : South was not whupped!
Jethro Bodine : Granny, General Lee surrendered to General Grant.
Daisy Moses : He did not! General Lee figgered that Grant was a blacksmith and he handed him his sword so he could sharpen it. And don't you ever forget it!